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Alaskan Corndog

An Alaskan Corndog is the act of having a person with diahrea shit into a cup roughly the same length as your erect penis. Then you shove your erect penis into the diahrea and then it is cut off and held in place by tape. Let it all freeze over night, in the morning shove a sharp stick in through the dick. You then have an Alaskan Corndog.
Oh man I hope I never have to eat an Alaskan Corndog.
Alaskan Corndog by Jar Boy December 31, 2011

Alaskan Corndog

When a guy shits into a girls booty hole. The girl then shits his shit into another girls vagina. The guy then proceeds to have sex with the 2nd girl. Once he comes into her shit filled vagina, the 1st girl eats the shit and cum out of the 2nd girls vagina. This is closely related to the Alabama Hot Pocket.
Dude, last night me sharon and tanya did the sweetest alaskan corndog.

Alaskan Corndog

A modified/more complex version of the Alaskan Pipeline, where instead of deficating into a condom and freezing it. Instead you use a stick to show up your bum while deficating on said stick you then wrap the condom around the poop and put in the freezer for later use.
Mike decided an Alaskan Corndog would work best instead of an Alaskan Pipeline seeing that the stick would give more grip for more vigorous pleasure.
Alaskan Corndog by LS223 February 10, 2017

Alaskan Corn Dog 

When you have anal sex with you girlfriend and she defacates on your penis. When you pull out there are corn kernals on you penis.
After turkey dinner my girlfriend gave me an Alaskan Corn Dog
Alaskan Corn Dog by Xorak April 22, 2008

Alaskan Corn Dog 

An item formed by defecating in a narrow hole in snow or ice (less commonly in a freezer). Traditionally a stick is added to add some measure of sanitation (such as is possible). Once frozen the item is then used in whatever manner one typically employs oblong items of corn dog consistency.
Person 1: "Dude- check it out an Alaskan Corn Dog!"
Person 2: "....the hell's the matter with you?"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026