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to masturbate and ejaculate on your sleeping partner's hair. This was invented in Darwin Australia by a strange man called Alan.
I came home and the bitch was pissed and out of it so I alaned her.
alaned by grod June 15, 2007
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Alancedenomaycol 

This word is used when ladies start to lose their beauty
My mom is getting Alancedenomaycol
This term is to over engineer a perfectly decent product to the point that it is unsellable.
You have Alaned this product, i cant sell it now.
Alaned by MALINSO May 24, 2023
A pretty cool guy with a big heart and a big cock. His intellect is greater than the gods .
"Dang ,he is almost as comparable to Alanndo!
alanndo by Biggus dickulus November 21, 2023

Alanneah 

Alanneah is a beautiful young lady and has a whole life ahead of her, she also always checks up on her friends. She is a very smart girl and always puts people before herself she is a very good friend to others
By leo

Alanneah
Alanneah by Leo_123 January 16, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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