julia is a weasel 

julia is a weasel because she is very energetic and never stops and can’t sit still she is also very cute and she’s a little weird but everyone likes her because she’s a weasel

JIAW means Julia is a Weasel

julia is a weasel by juliarrrrrr February 16, 2019

shaving a weasel 

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.

"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.

shaving a weasel by Agent Elle June 10, 2005

Toss a weasel

To pee pee, urinate, drain the main vain

(guy) Buddy, I'll be right back I need to go toss a weasel.
(buddy) Thanks dude, appreciate the notice. homo.

Toss a weasel by Chrisbe February 10, 2009

Chaseing a weasel 

Jerking off. Lopeing a mule. Choaking a chicken.

I was chaseing my weasel while watching Madona give head.

Chaseing a weasel by Dave December 11, 2003

bleed a weasel 

a coarse, and somewhat ridiculous, term for defecate

Excuse me, I gotta go bleed a weasel.

bleed a weasel by Nirom Fej May 20, 2008

Hit with a spice weasel 

To make more attractive.

From Furturama where Elzar the chef would kick his meals up a notch with a hit from the spice weasel.

Did you see Scott's girlfriend? I think she needs to be hit with a spice weasel!

Hit with a spice weasel by Fresco_Camco July 27, 2016

national tell ace they are a stinky weasel day 

Tell someone with the name of ace that they are a stinky weasel
Call some with the name "Ace" a stinky weasel, don't hesitate

Flame: Ace your a stinky weasel
Ace:i am offended 😤
Happy national tell ace they are a stinky weasel day

national tell ace they are a stinky weasel day by Flame___ March 18, 2022