pulling a tempo 

the definition of pulling a tempo is when you eat way to much and get no girls

omg hes pulling a tempo hes never gonna get a girl

pulling a tempo by ss demon March 23, 2021

trumpist in a teapot 

Disparaging term for a blowhard whose hate speech and ignorant ideas are celebrated as a big deal in that tiny, odd world, the MAGA infomercial.

We invited him so that we could expose him as the trumpist in a teapot he truly is.

trumpist in a teapot by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019

pick a teapot 

Another way to tell another person to have a cone/bong

“Oi Sarah, it’s your turn to pick a teapot”

pick a teapot by QueenOfCats7 March 5, 2018

Put a tampon in it

When a girl is in a moany or angry mood. Most probably on her period and a drag on the social event.

Used in same context as 'Put a lid on it'

Girl on period; 'Oohhhh, I broke another nail. I just want to kill myself!

Annoyed guy; 'Put a tampon in it, woman!'

Put a tampon in it by Elly9393 April 24, 2010

pigeon in a teapot

A way of describing someone who's fake or just a cunt.

"I heard that Jim putting the smack on your hoe".
"He's a right pigeon in a teapot, he has'nt a chance".

pigeon in a teapot by PsychoKezz June 17, 2014

Put a tampon on

When someone is getting mad at something stupid or anything at all.

(Guy) You Idiot! There's no gas in the car, now I have to stop by at the gas station tomorrow morning.

(Guy 2) Put a tampon on and stop the bleeding.

Put a tampon on by Vibez, The Voice January 16, 2013

A Tempe Hangover 

When you have partied so hard the couple days before, that you entire body shuts down

Marvin: "Yo my nigga, When I got back from Spring Training I slept for 16 hours non-stop. Then I woke up to my head feeling like it would split in half!"
Bryce: "That's a Tempe Hangover, my Negro Slave Boy."

A Tempe Hangover by Tempe Crew '11 April 6, 2011