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An angry black woman who is bitter about life and extremely insecure. She goes around looking like a person in mourning, but avoid talking to her. If you even look at her for more than two seconds, she will try and persuade you to live a life of debauchery. If you try and defend yourself, you better run as soon as those words leave your mouth, you poor unfortunate soul, because she will cry about whatever you say for DAYS and manipulate the public into antagonizing you. She also has poor grammar skills and a Bill Cosby face that will haunt you forever.
Zay-Zay: heyyyyyyyyyy gurrrrrrlll, have I told joo 'bout what people do wit gerbils in their spare timeeeeeeee???

Innocent Bystander: Be gone, she-beast!

Zay-Zay: SHE CALLED ME A SLAVE! SHE HAS INSULTED MY PEOPLE!

Innocent Bystander: NO! It's not true.

*friends shun*

Zay-Zay: Its OK gurrrrrrrrrrrl. Let me make it alllllllll bettr....

Innocent Bystander: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by AuntJemimaisInferior December 30, 2011