zahn 

a legend, an intellectual, and a FUCKING GOD

holy shit is that zahn

zahn by godf April 3, 2019

Zahn 

A god.

What a Zahn

Zahn by Ahrhhjkrkdjsjdjdjsjwioabsbd December 12, 2017

Zahn 

If youre named this you're best person in the whole entire world!

It also means ur hot and have great legs... and cute abs. You are nice and a gentleman and you alsways no when to have a party! They know how to talk to be and are so smart and polite!!!!!! <3<3

Zahn is a name

Zahn by heyheyheywownoway! November 14, 2018

Zahn 

The German word tooth, this is someone who has a great smile and can also describe a great smile.

"Did meet Daniel yet"
"Yeah he had such a great Zahn"

"Have you seen John"
"Yes, he is such a Zahn"

Zahn by the_real_deal March 23, 2013

zahn 

If your name is Zahn u have a tiny pp and have to insult ppl to hide you're insecurities. You smell like ass and have a massive ass dent in your head from when your mother dropped you as a baby. You're probably fat and short too.

you see that guy over there
yeah
his name is Zahn
so his mother dropped him as a baby and he smells like ass
exactly

zahn by eggsandwhich September 27, 2022

Zahn (zane) 

Zahn is a very extremely hot man who is so masculine that his sperm only makes men. He has a massive cock ( 20 inches soft) and is commonly mistaken as zane. They are the G.O.A.T at basketball and that is a fact that can be changed. There is a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 chance in a Zahn being born every century so they are extremely rare.

Did you hear how awesome Zahn (zane) is he is so hot.

Zahn (zane) by Zahn (zane) November 25, 2021

The Zahn 

The all powerful sex have, Steve Zahn.
From such movies as, Diary of a Wimpy Kid and others.

Greg: “hey dad what’s up”
The Zahn: “what the fuck did you call me you little shit”
Greg:”d...dad”
The Zahn: “it’s The Zahn to you”

The Zahn by YourMomsDrippings May 11, 2021