Wartburg
A college in Waverly, Iowa. Located in the Northeastern part of the state, it provides an excellent liberal arts education.
Wartburg by Micah Manary October 30, 2007
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Wartburg College
A decidedly third-rate college located in the cousin-fucking capital of Iowa, Waverly. Well larded with meatheads, UNI dropouts, and folks too stupid or too fat to matriculate at Luther College in nearby Decorah, or with those big shots up at St. Olaf. (And, really, just how sad is that to contemplate?) Local residents are known as "Warts"--think condylomata acuminata or other human papillomaviri of the anogenital variety--and quite predictably answer to the mating call "Warts Suck!" Decent football team averaged over 37 points per game in 2010, and remarkably (for the Warts, anyway) featured 11 players who could also count, unaided, to 37.
Central blows and Coe swallows, but man, those Warts really suck.
Hey, did you hear the one about the 3 Wartburg College honors grads who went into a bar and immediately bought a round for the house. "What's the occasion?" asked the barman. "We just finished a puzzle," said Wart 1. "A puzzle?" asked the bartender. "Right," smirked Wart 2: "25 pieces and it only took us a year and a half." "Uh, that's kind of long, isn't it?" said the barkeep. "NO SIR," crowed Wart 3. "It says right here on the box '3-5 years'!"
Hey, did you hear the one about the 3 Wartburg College honors grads who went into a bar and immediately bought a round for the house. "What's the occasion?" asked the barman. "We just finished a puzzle," said Wart 1. "A puzzle?" asked the bartender. "Right," smirked Wart 2: "25 pieces and it only took us a year and a half." "Uh, that's kind of long, isn't it?" said the barkeep. "NO SIR," crowed Wart 3. "It says right here on the box '3-5 years'!"
Wartburg College by Norseman83 December 20, 2010
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Wartburg College
Wartburg college is a 4 year private school in Waverly, Iowa. It is in the IIAC and is easily the best school in that conference. The worst is Central College in Pella, Iowa, but that is a whole nothing story. Those people down there are just odd.
The QB on the Central football team:"Wow Wartburg College just kicked our butts again, I wish I was good enough to play there, I also wish that the girls at Central were as good as the Wartburg girls. I got freakin crabs from these Central girls."
Wartburg College by cooly-ooly-oh April 23, 2006
IFA Wartburg
A Swedish satirical band, formed in the 1980s and releasing their debut album "Im Dienste des Sozialismus" in 1998, disbanding the following year.
The band mocks the tone of propagandistic media created by the German Democratic Republic and the USSR, with overdramatic and hyper-enthusiastic lyrics about the greatness of socialism.
Despite their songs being intended as jokes, IFA Wartburg's audience has grown significantly since their music was uploaded onto YouTube, and many modern day communists, socialists and GDR nostalgics enjoy their music.
The band mocks the tone of propagandistic media created by the German Democratic Republic and the USSR, with overdramatic and hyper-enthusiastic lyrics about the greatness of socialism.
Despite their songs being intended as jokes, IFA Wartburg's audience has grown significantly since their music was uploaded onto YouTube, and many modern day communists, socialists and GDR nostalgics enjoy their music.
Person 1: "IFA Wartburg is the best band to ever exist!" Person 2: "You know their songs are satire, right?" Person 1: "I do not care."
IFA Wartburg by IFuckingLoveIFAWartburg June 13, 2025
Warburg
A tiny village that's in the boondocks. Go South of Edomonton, West of Leduc, West of Calmar, West of Thorsby, and if you hit Breton, you've gone too far. It's inhabited by druggies, posers, and rednecks. If you were born here, there is little chance of ever leaving. It's also known to have great parties.
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warburg is a small tow just south west of Leduc. its inhabited by druggys, rednecks, hockey players, Hutterites, and a few real farmers and a lot of wanna be farmers. The parties are fucking gay, mostly because if you wanna fuck or make out with someone they are probably your cousin.
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warburg by that retarded guy June 9, 2018