Vomit Omelette

When you are eating a girl out, and shes on her period, and she doesn't tell you, and she has her period right then and the blood gets in your mouth. You then vomit up the blood, and food into her vagina. And You now have a Vomit Omelette!

Man, she didn't tell me she was on her period last night, and when i ate her out, i totally gave her a Vomit Omelette!

Vomit Omelette by Cray_Baines March 31, 2009

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Vomit Omelette

When your eating a girl out, and she has her period, and the blood get's in your mouth, and then you throw it up back into her vagina.

Dude, i totally gave her a vomit omelette!

Vomit Omelette by CrayBaines January 21, 2009

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