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When you're at a party and a female is rubbing on you in a passionate way. After a while, you sit down with her and some buddies and she's sitting next to you giving you a hard on. You get up to get some punch, but you have to squeeze through some chairs with some people sitting on them. You squeeze through accidentally slapping someone in the face with your boner and run away fearing to look back.

See also johnson slap
Spike: Yo man!
Bill: What fool?
Spike: Hahaha I just accidentally gave that guy the unruh!
Unruh by lethal-tom December 12, 2008
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The Unruh 

When you're at a party and a female is rubbing on you in a passionate way. After a while, you sit down with her and some buddies and she's sitting next to you giving you a hard on. You get up to get some punch, but you have to squeeze through some chairs with some people sitting on them. You squeeze through accidentally slapping someone in the face with your boner and run away fearing to look back.
P1: Yo man!
P2: What fool?
P1: Hahaha I just accidentally gave that guy the unruh!
The Unruh by lethal-tom December 19, 2006

The Unruh 

When you're at a party and a female is rubbing on you in a passionate way. After a while, you sit down with her and some buddies and she's sitting next to you giving you a hard on. You get up to get some punch, but you have to squeeze through some chairs with some people sitting on them. You squeeze through accidentally slapping someone in the face with your boner and run away fearing to look back.
P1: Yo man!
P2: What fool?
P1: Hahaha I just accidentally gave that guy the unruh!
The Unruh by lethal-tom December 11, 2008

The Unruh 

When you're at a party and a female is rubbing on you in a passionate way. After a while, you sit down with her and some buddies and she's sitting next to you giving you a hard on. You get up to get some punch, but you have to squeeze through some chairs with some people sitting on them. You squeeze through accidentally slapping someone in the face with your boner and run away fearing to look back.
Spike: Yo man!
Bill: What fool?
Spike: Hahaha I just accidentally gave that guy the unruh!
The Unruh by lethal-tom December 12, 2008
The very talented lead guitarist from the Visual Kei band the GazettE. And also quite possibly the most attractive man alive.
Lesbian's do not exist. They're only women that have not seen Uruha.
Uruha by Urugasm May 21, 2008

Uncuht Jamz 

Originating form an interview with Julia Fox about Uncut Gems, a 2019 American crime thriller film directed by Josh and Benny Safdie.

Taken by storm on TicTok due to the peculiar pronunciation of “uncut gems”.

Can also be written as: uncut jams, uncuht jhams, uhncuht jamnz.
What is a muse?

I mean, I was Josh Safdies’ muse when he wrote “uncuht jamz”
Uncuht Jamz by JTJ97 February 25, 2022