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ToolBitch 

A person who attempts to be all things to all persons, and has no solid inner core of values. Usually a politician. To be used sparingly, especially when either "tool" or "bitch" would be adequate by itself.
"He'll vote for that, because he's the sponsor's bitch." "It isn't surprising she's out doing his dirty work, she's such a tool." "This guy won't do anything without taking an opinion poll first, and will try to take both sides of one issue in the same sentence. What a ToolBitch." E.G. John Kerry on Iraq funding. "I actually voted for it before I voted against it."
ToolBitch by Glockmeister November 19, 2004
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Tunabitch 

A yuppie heterosexual woman who relies on men for financial favors.
There are alot of tunabitches in the bar tonight.
Tunabitch by Hagfish August 25, 2003
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Tankbitch 

A female body builder
I tried to flirt with that tankbitch at the gym and she threatened to beat my ass.
Tankbitch by Riffraffbitch17 October 6, 2019

twinbitch 

To "Twinbitch" someone is to team up with your twin sibling in order to create a side to an argument. The argument is usually unfounded and completely nonsensical.
I got completely twinbitched on that Facebook status!
twinbitch by IGotTold May 11, 2010

Talibitch 

A woman (particularly of arab decent) who is a undeniable bitch, and knows so.
-Man, i met this girl yesterday.
-Was she hot?
-Yeah, but she was a talibitch
Talibitch by Mr.Business the Man November 30, 2010

Tombitch 

A man, usually named Thomas, or Tom who is generally an all round bitch
That wanker, he’s an absolute *Tombitch*
Tombitch by Archthewritter August 1, 2018

tonysbitch 

Aka Stephanie a girl that loses in rock paper scissors to Tony on the regular.
Damn Tonysbitch Steph lost AGAIN in Rock paper scissors. Steph is Tonysbitch !
tonysbitch by 4th Street King January 10, 2022