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The Kingston Academy 

Students in a school which is mostly referred to as as TKA. They think that they're so cool because of their ugly 'suit-like' uniforms but actually, they're all just UNCULTURED SWINES who are jealous of the neighboring school, Tiffin girls'. If anyone from TKA reads this and feels like this is unfair, then search up 'Tiffin Girls' and you'll find some really mean definitions, all written from your school.

They're the real ones who make the bus 65 smell of cheese, not TGS students, and TGS students are POG, unlike TKA ones. Also, it's just facts that TGS is better than TKA because it's a grammar school and you have to be academically really clever to get in. TKA students are just jealous.

Down with The Kingston Academy :)
Ew, The Kingston Academy building looks so weird, look at all those check patterns all over it
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The Kingston Campfire 

The act of stuffing a marshmallow up youre bosses asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside him, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, you both ride the slip n slide ithen ask him to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.
Last night my boss made me give him The Kingston Campfire. It was delicious."

The Kingston Academy 

Colloquially known as tka. A leng school in Kingston upon Thames where kids get lessons on rizz.
Daym dem tka kids are growing gyatts now.

You got that tka sigmatic rizz

The Kingston Academy kicked Craig Cummings out

Kingston the name 

A fun loving guy who loves music and movies. Many think he may be an average guy who is nothing special but he is the exact opposite. He loves his family but will never admit it. He is a fun loving heartfelt person who will always be there for you and won’t complain. He is full of personality and would be a great actor.
Kingston the name is sooooo cool

kingston the name 

The awesome guy with the big penis.
kingston the name by Kcollier August 31, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026