texas chili bowl 

It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus.

Trent gave billy a texas chili bowl.

texas chili bowl by Jack Duke November 10, 2004

Texas Chili Bowl Massacre 

all that is known about the texas chili bowl massacre is that it involves a telephone, hot sauce, the anus, masks, a carrot peeler, an eggbeater, a hatewhisk, an ice cream scoop, 4 parrots, the frozen corpse of buddy holly, a spatula, satan's ladle, 48 chopsticks, an inhaler, and a VERY slutty turtle.

Lexi: Dude, i was at blockbuster last night, and i thought i rented the texas chainsaw massacre, but i actually rented the texas chili bowl massacre. that was some hella fucked up shit right thurrr.

Texas Chili Bowl Massacre by TheSluttyTurtle October 13, 2010

texas chili bowl 

Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.

I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.

texas chili bowl by MyBrainHurts2 October 24, 2005

texas chili bowl 

To pour hotsauce on someone's anus and then beat it in with an old school heavy telephone receiver (the kind with a cord).

We all hated so we gave him the worst texas chili bowl ever.

texas chili bowl by Dankester April 27, 2005

Texas Chili Bowl 

1. relatively unknown revenge device, all that IS known is that it involves a bottle of Tobasco, a telephone, and the anus

2. Food

"This boy here suffered from a Texas Chili Bowl"

Texas Chili Bowl by Chris Fucking Cameron January 7, 2005

texas chili bowl 

no one really knows what it is. it involves tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus. it was first heard on the 121st episode of southpark "pre school"

boys you need to let him rest, some mean boy just gave him a texas chili bowl

texas chili bowl by ktulu666 March 25, 2009

texas chili bowl 

it involves tobasco sauce, a telephone, and the anus.

I don't know what kind of kid would give him a texas chili bowl; I only know that I wouldn't ever want to be on that kid's bad side.

texas chili bowl by ButtersFTMFW December 4, 2010