Swag King

Assuming you understand what swag is, then swag king seems somewhat obvious. However, it is nearly impossible to achieve. Artists like Soulja Boy have attempted to rap about swag to the point of obliteration in hopes of achieving Swag King status. Nonetheless, no one to this date has achieved such a prestigious ranking. To be a swag king, one must first simply walk into Mordor. The world still awaits its Swag King...

Soulja Boy: Ay man ima swag king!

The World: Bitch you ain't swag shit, shut the fuck up

Swag King by hammertime13 July 30, 2011

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Yolo Swag King

Yolo Swag King is the right had man of Bro Shizxl, actually he is made of sand that morphed into a human in the year 934 AD. He was the first to join Bro Shizxl's gang of thugs club, because gangs aren't aloud. When Bro Shizxl became president of China, Yolo Swag King was named President of United States of America around 1524. Yolo Swag King is the second best rapper in the world especially when it comes to freestyles, here is a lyric from one of his raps, Had like 37 dogs killed em all put em in logs now thats where I take my dumps right over there in those tree trunks. He is the Bro Shizxl gang of thugs club representative at the gang club assembly. At one point Yolo Swag King generated powers and could become a horse for some reason.

Yolo Swag King is legit epic.
Yolo Swag King's new album is straight fire.

Yolo Swag King by bruh(with 27 u's) October 20, 2020

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swag daddy swag king

a person who is usually 12 and thinks they are thug as fuck but really looks like a faggot

mannnn that kids a swag daddy swag king

swag daddy swag king by baeisasickbitch September 8, 2014

Pasty Swag King

When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.

What a fucking goal by Jack Riewoldt, he is the Pasty Swag King!!! Grab me a beer mate

Pasty Swag King by Fish daddy June 26, 2015

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_the.king.of.swag.frogs_

_the.king.of.swag.frogs_ (nickname) dap eu singur am scris asta, eu folosesc pronumele she/he/they (adk nu prea îmi pasa) ok voiam decât sa am de asta idk

_the.king.of.swag.frogs_ e misto

_the.king.of.swag.frogs_ by _the.king.of.swag.frogs_ November 21, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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