1. A lesser known film and
TV trope, where a woman is not perceived to be attractive unless she is wearing
glasses.
2. Someone who wears non-prescription
glasses for fashion reasons.
John is such a
hipster, with his lensless glasses. He's
like Glasses Jasses Superbrasses!
Rainham Cool Club does not admit Glasses Jasses Superbrasses tryhards - you can't just buy splankers and put it on
your face, man!