commit sudoku 

A deliberate misspelling of "seppuku" — the samurai ritual of suicide by disembowelment. The misspelling removes the direct reference to suicide, replacing it with the name of a popular and frustrating number puzzle.

I have brought great shame to my brethren. I must now commit sudoku.

commit sudoku by alpoer January 6, 2015

Para-Sudoku-Psychosis

An abnormal, trance like state of mind generally attained after prolonged periods of staring at a Suduko that has reached a point
where you are completely unable to prove another number if your life depended on it.

Bob: Hi Sally, I was just wondering if everything was ok? I saw you from accross the cafe and, well to be honest you've been sitting there for
over and hour and you haven't moved a muscle.

Sally: Huh? Bob! oh Bob! Thanks Bob, I must have had a bad case of Para-Sudoku-Psychosis. I get like that sometimes when I get stuck
on a difficult Sudoku.

Para-Sudoku-Psychosis by gyrfalcon206 April 20, 2013

Sude 

Turkish name. Definition pure and white and clean. Very funny person to be around. These girls can be very pretty and weird in a great way. Everyone wants to be around this person. Can be left out sometimes but does fine and never gives up. Very adveterous and brave.

Friend: you are such good person to have in my life.
Sude: aww thanks.🙂

Sude by A_mother_who_loves_samuel April 21, 2018

Sudoku 

It's a popular Japanese math game commonly found in newspapers and publications with related games (crosswords, etc.)

On online message boards, particularly 4chan's /v/, people mix the word for Japanese ritual suicide, "seppuku," with "sudoku." The typo has since spread and became adopted in a similar fashion to "pwn" in regards to "own."

"If you seriously gave EA your money for that piece of sh*t you should just commit sudoku."

Sudoku by Synchronous Failure July 30, 2012

sudesh 

The quality of having high morals and being extremely intelligent. Such people don't study at all but still somehow get good marks and are extremely political in dealing with situations.

He is not Sudesh enough.

sudesh by X_anon6969 September 2, 2018

Sude 

A very handsome girl who has an inner beauty too. She is the kind of girl that you ask for your whole life. When she‘s gone you might ask for a person like her in your whole life. Her inner beauty shines out like a bright star. She is so helpful and thankful in your life so you might ask how she does it.

What did i do to loose sude?

She is so helpful i want to be like sude.

Sude by lilgirlfromwestside December 25, 2017

sam sulek 

a bobybuilder who uploads his workouts to youtube. He has series of his workout journey, including his bulk series which spans over 200 episodes of him gaining weight and muscle. He also is working on a cut series where he tries to maintain muscle and lose weight/fat. There are a lot of memes on tiktok/instagram about him right now, particularly sped up videos of him working out.

Me: "Bro did you see Sam Sulek's diet?"
Gymrat: "Yea I'm about to grab some chocolate milk to get like him fr."

sam sulek by DONKAM1948 September 18, 2023