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Spaulding High School 

The worst high school which only teaches it's female students how to probably get pregnant.
Here at spaulding high school, we use condoms as water balloons for the special kids.

East Paulding High School

Kid 1: I go to East Paulding High School

Kid 2: EP Eats Penis

East Paulding High School

A school found in Dallas, GA that is full of idiot students that think they're cool. Most of the students are rednecks, sporting camouflage and over-the-top jacked up trucks that get a little over 2 MPG. Everyone at the school hates Obama for no reason other than their fear of black people and liberals. The football team, The Raiders, get more financial support than the academics, resulting in a sad number of dropouts and an even sadder number of football losses. The rest of the student body ranges from hipster wannabes to trashy sluts. Oh yeah, don't forget about the stoners. In short, the school is a cesspool of idiots.
I went to East Paulding High School today and almost got ran over by a monster truck, but not before getting knifed by a stoner and receiving a handjob in a porta-potty by some trashy slut!

North Paulding High School 

A vile concoction of white trash and loud African Americans with a Hispanic and Asian population of .05, you will never find a larger group of stoners and dip-heads. Fornication is common in locker rooms and restrooms. The sports teams claim to have rivalry against East Paulding High School when really they are better than them at everything. A decent school lunch is as hard to spot as the students, and the only decent thing in the vending machines was removed last month. They truly live up to their motto, "First Class, World Class."
Ways to identify a North Paulding Student: Rebel flags, hazy eyes, at least if you can actually spot one due to the fact that they are clad in camouflage.
Did you hear about the second Civil War outbreak at North Paulding High School? The white kids that no one could really see raised the rebel flag and declared war against everyone else.

north paulding high school 

north paulding high school is the weirdest school ever. everyone thinks it’s made up of snobby rich kids from bentwater, but half the kids are broke living in random country trailers in the woods, and it’s on a cow pasture. a good 50% of the kids are weird goths or anime kids or have herpes or all 3, so the remainig normal half of the school just kinda chills with eachother or just become friends with kids from allatona high school, harrison high school, or east paulding high school. there’s also a weird expectation of the normal kids to be in all honors and ap classes and if you aren’t your dumb. pretty much no one cares if you take difficult classes because their expectations are extremely high. there’s a few small groups of fake bitches but they are pretty much the only ones that like eachother so no one really cares. this school always ends up on the news because it’s all made up of nicotine addicts who say “nigg**” and offend everybody. there’s a few random country ass kids who are the reason for the country stereo type at north but everyone else tries there hardest not to act country.
“did you hear about north paulding high school on the news?”
“yeah, about that bitch who lied to the police about a school shooting note and tried to get away and ended up in jail?”

pretty much sums up that school.”

North Paulding high school 

A 7A school in Paulding county that is the top school out of the other Paulding high schools. They have had a running rivalry with East Paulding, North winning all of their athletic competitions against them.
Mom: For school of chose where do you want to go?

Son: North Paulding high school, East is trash!