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sheeping bag 

"yea Justin is allergic to latex to so he had to throw on the old sheeping bag when he brought that chick home last night."
sheeping bag by mexicanmanatee June 30, 2009

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation 

when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.

Nichan sleeping bag 

When you stick both feet into a vagina and pull up until the vagina fully surrounds you in the shape of a sleeping bag
Bro #1: “I got so cold last night I went to my girlfriends house and used her as a nichan sleeping bag
Bro #2: “same bro but I used my dog instead”
Nichan sleeping bag by Nichan December 10, 2019

subway sleeping bag 

When you sit between two guys in fubu jackets on the subway
I forgot my jacket, so I got on in a subway sleeping bag to warm up.

sleeping bag 

2 Percies and a Xan; That's a Sleeping bag. I got 2 bad bitches in my sleeping bag. Finna suck me up, told that bitch let Migos smash; Boy don't test yo luck, turn the Venue to a Boxing match.
sleeping bag by OGColours June 14, 2016

Sleeping Bag Syndrome 

An extreme fetish or sick mental twist that affects certain people. When these people affected see an ugly person, someone so ugly that NO ONE would have sex with them even under extreme intoxication, they begin to fantasize what measures would need to be taken in order to lay the unfortunate looking person. The most extreme situation (where the syndrome got its name) is when the person would only be able to lay them by sticking the person into a sleeping bag entirely, zipping it up over thier body, and cutting a hole where thier crotch is, humping and having sex with the live person inside of the bag.
1) "There is no way in hell I would do old lady!", G-Man proclaimed."That is...unless...I apply my sleeping bag syndrome."
2) The man infected with sleeping bag syndrome jammed the ugly midget into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and humped it while simotaneously throwing up in disgust.