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Sedouched 

Meaning to be repeatedly seduced by someone who is classified as a douchebag. Most girls are high risk for being sedouched, which can result in lies, heartbreak, and overly obsessive amounts of chocolate eating. If one of your friends has been sedouched please treat her with with a large amount of affection and care, it happens to the best of us.
Ashley- I dont get why I care so much about him when he treats me like such shit, and never gives me a straight answer about anything!

Paula- Its not your fault, you have just been sedouched.
Sedouched by JoanyBear December 7, 2010
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Sedona Sweatlodge 

When you fart under the blankets and then hold the covers over your bedmate's head. A dutch oven.
I ate a big plate of beans last night and then gave Alex a Sedona sweatlodge.
Sedona Sweatlodge by bcell January 25, 2010

Seldovia SteamShovel 

Unusually hot flatulence that is “cupped” in the hands near the bung, and using an upward motion delivered to friends/family. Much like an old steam shovel mining ore. Origin is from a small coastal Alaskan town of Seldovia.
John unleashed the beast using the time old “Seldovia SteamShovel” method. Many of the customers at the restaurant were pleased and applauded.

segovian 

An adjective describing an attitude that is unnecessarily fatalistic.
Don't be so segovian, the world won't end because we're out of potatoes
segovian by Warren Pace October 20, 2008
To be hit in the face by a large, double headed, black dildo causing a nose hemorrhage.
Everyone get out of the hot tub!!! Bryan just got a segovia and his nose is bleeding!
A Segovia by @_OTableFlippers November 14, 2011
The coolest, funniest person you will ever know. Sedona is usually a very trendy and fierce female. Sedona is tall and has the singing voice of an angel. She is very confident and talks ALOT. Her laugh is usually funnier than the joke itself.
Person 1: Why are you laughing so much
Person 2: I was just talking to Sedona
Sedona by idk69 May 1, 2013