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Sandwich, Mass

A fucked up town built for the rich but infested with poor druggies. Sandwich is located on cape cod between Bourne and Barnstable. The poliece force is a joke and gets paid to not solve any cases. There is always various types of crime going on but there is nothing the SPD can do because they lack the skills needed to do something about it. The local high school SHS is filled with drugs, pussies, and busted bitches. The only entertainment available in this town is a skate park located behind stop n' shop that is overrun wannabe bikers. Every sports team except hockey is a waste of time because they are horrible.



basically this town is just gayer than AIDS.
guy 1: "Hey have you ever heard of a town called Sandwich, Mass?"
guy 2: "No why?"
guy 1: "I just saw on the news it was nuked off the face of planet earth"
Sandwich, Mass by BIG BLACK101 February 5, 2009

sandwich massage 

A type if massage involving two naked oriental chicks and alot of soap water, usually followed by a "happy ending".
I don't recommend it(very weird), but if your interested Thailand is the place to go.
Zack "Man i got a sandwich massage in Pattaya, and those bitches were sliding all over the fuck'n place"

Timo "Fuck yeh i want somma that shit!"

Zack "Those bitches be sick"

massive nigga sandwich 

a massive nigga sandwich is a sandwich an individual can buy for less than $10 that is literally the size of a human baby. (not to be confused with a big nigga sandwich though.)
Spencer: "damn bro that's a big nigga sandwich?"

Isaac: "nah bro this is a massive nigga sandwich."

Sandwich, Massachussetts 

A town on Cape Cod thats named Sandwich for some reason
Massachussetts Man #1: Aye bro where do you reside

Massachussetts Man #2: Sandwich, Massachussetts

Massachussetts Man #1: huh

Massachussetts Man #2: SANDWICH, MASSACHUSSETTS
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026