qu'randemonium 

The chaos that inevitably ensues when readers of Mad Mo's Book of Nonsense try to follow, or impose, their own rules.

Whether they're running their own country or trying to ruin someone else's, it'll end in qu'randemonium.

qu'randemonium by remigius March 12, 2009

qurantine 

When you cannot go to the mosque for prayer during a pandemic quarantine and must read the Quran at home instead.

Mohammed: Yo Ali, wanna go to the mosque?
Ali: No dude, I've got a cough, it's best if I qurantine.

qurantine by nocabhuggin March 25, 2020

Qurangasm 

Pronounced Quran-gasm, it describes an orgasm one attains from reading erotic sections of the Quran. Qurangasms are most common in female Muslims, although they can happen to anyone, especially if the person has a fetish for tiny bold words crammed as tight as possible on large sheets of paper with that beautiful sexy margin to give you space and room to think.

Jasmin: I had the best sex ever last night.
Erina: What did you do differently?
Jasmin: My hushand and I engaged in foreplay by reciting verses from the Quran prior to sex.
Erina: How did you stave off a Qurangasm?
Jasmin: I didn't. My husband gave me the best anal right as I orgasmed.
Erina: That's so hot.
*Jasmin and Erina make out because they are secretly star-crossed lesbian lovers.*

Qurangasm by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

Dude, you have no Qur’an 

1. To abruptly prove to someone that they are mistaken.

Jacob Isom (23 year old skate boarder) rolled up to a hate-mongering preacher in Texas and snatched away a Qur'an that the idiot was about to light on fire.

After stripping the ball from a player who is driving to the rim, you say "Dude, you have no Qur’an!"

Dude, you have no Qur’an by 06em September 13, 2010

Dude you have no Quran 

Said to a person, when they do not have something that is vital to a process they are about to complete. It may have been stolen (or otherwise made unavailable) from them shortly beforehand.
It was first used by Jacob Isom when he stole a Quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.

Teacher: And now, we will look at the results. I'll just get up that database.
Student: Dude you have no Quran. (After having uninstalled the database software.)

Dude you have no Quran by Rahrahbahbnahm September 22, 2010

Quran 

The holy bible of Muslims, called quarn,the one who reads it is a wise person,the one that seeks wisdom

I read the Quran yesterday

Quran by Thetopwriter December 3, 2017

quran 

quran is holy book of islam.

quran by raed October 5, 2003