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Michael Pokorny 

A kind hearted man who is extremely handsome in everyway. He is a United States Marine and is loved by everyone who knows him. A truly amazing person always making others happy before himself. A fantastic boyfriend who makes his girlfriend very happy. She is very proud of her Marine.
"Woah did you see that Marine?"
-"yeah That's Michael Pokorny, check him out in his Uniform!"

"Woah, That Michael Pokorny is so sexy!"
-"Watch out he has a girlfriend who he loves"
Michael Pokorny by MLP&BMW January 10, 2012
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Theo Pokorny 

little smal poeple from sweden.
I have an Theo Pokorny at home...

Pokornowski 

The most beautiful girl in the world that you love and would be crushed if she got hurt
Dude, that emily girl is a Pokornowski
Pokornowski by RCD51 June 13, 2011

abbey porkorny 

a fatty who is jealous of korean people. she is a whale and is also IN LOVE with ziploc bags in her shirt and sucking man cock
wow did you see tht girl!?! she just pulled an abbey porkorny
Pokornir is a kind of cheese made by pokorniks. It is made out of cat fur and pokorniks tears. After mixing it, it has to be in a wet enviroment for two weeks. It is mainly made in Switzerland, Germany, France and Czech Republic, because that's where the most pokorniks live.
"Oh boy! That Pokornir is really good!"
"Eww! That Pokornir needs some more time!"
"That girl smells better than Pokornir!
Pokornir by pokornikTomorrow March 5, 2016

Pokornization 

Pokornization is that feeling you get when you realize you are becoming a pokornik.
"Pokornization just stroke down an old woman."
"Damn! I just Pokornized!"
"The whole world has Pokornized."
"My teacher was in a car accident. After she woke up she felt like she was Pokornizating."