phonographic memory 

someone who remembers everything they hear

Timmy: Wait, what was that anchorman quote again?

Jonny: "Sex Panther by Odeon. This stuff is illegal in 9 countries. It's made with bits of real panther so you know its good."

Timmy: Wow! How did you remember that whole thing?

Jonny: Oh you know...I guess i have a phonographic memory.

phonographic memory by Monstarrrrr December 5, 2010

Photographic Hearing

The ability to recall past events vividly and accurately using your ability to hear.

That dumb ass nigga just told his buddy that he has Photographic Hearing.

Photographic Hearing by HEHEXD99999999999999 August 26, 2019

photographic constipation 

a phenomenon where a beautiful person appears to be in a state of discomfort, almost as if they were constipated, when they know their picture is being taken.

"Chandler what is the matter with your face?" - Friends s7e5

"Did you check out the prom pics? What's up with your face, you look like you have a case of photographic constipation."

photographic constipation by Manrique May 19, 2016

Photographizing 

The act of a photographer enjoying themselves too much while picture taking.

Damn, you went photographizing for 15 hours!?

Photographizing by Beldin28 November 7, 2012

CIT Photographic Society 

By definition is AWESOME/epic.

Occupation: Method of recording permanent images by the action of light projected by a lens in a camera onto a film or other light-sensitive material.

Lifestyle: Shooting.
Verdict: Fooking amazing.

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you see CIT Photographic societies latest exhibition?
Guy 2: Nah Boi.... Art is for fooking Faggits!
Guy 1: Down with that sort of thing you gypsy muck! CIT Photographic Society is the most epic society in the world.

Guy 2 was found several days later in a ditch with his hand so far up his ass he could tickle his little dangly throat thingys

CIT Photographic Society by princessAurora November 16, 2010

Photographic Memory

The ability to to recall images or texts with unfailing accuracy. Lots of people think its fake, but I can confirm it is real I have it.

It is not fair, this kid doesn't study for tests because he has a photographic memory; he can memorize power points and textbook pages just by looking at them once.

Photographic Memory by GEsmart December 8, 2013

Photographist 

A photographist is someone who is:

a) unfamiliar with the English language;

b) has a malfunctioning camera which randomly causes photos to appear as though they had been captured by a professional photographer.

What a great photo! You can attribute it to my amazing photographist skills.

Photographist by 393 May 11, 2011