pachinko

verb
to negotiate through a field of scattered obstacles because there isn’t a direct pathway through

This is derived from the Japanese vertical pinball game called “pachinko”, in which the tiny steel balls have to randomly bounce and weave their way through a scattered field of little immovable pins.

“Did you ever notice how in a tourist trap there is no direct pathway to the only bathroom? You have to pachinko through a junk shop littered with display stands filled with rubber tomahawks, pecan logs and Mexican jumping beans.”

by goose_on_a_roof August 26, 2022

packing hardware

Packing hardware is street and police slang for carrying firearm, especially powerful firearms.

When the patrolmen searched the gangbangers they found .45 caliber Glocks, which is really packing hardware.

by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

Piggy's packing

An unattractive person carries a gun or a large genital package.

Wilbur may be a pig but girls say piggy's packing!

by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

Packing a Trout

Having an unnaturally large penis; One whom carries/packs a big penis as they walk around

Brad: Yo how big is your dick?
Chad: Bro I'm packing a trout how bout' you?
Brad: Damnnnn bro I have a 6 incher at best

by omshure July 25, 2019

Picture Packing

Picture packing is packing with images or any sort of photo to help the joke.

"Fred doesn't even have good jokes, he's known for picture packing and he lets the pictures get the laughs for him"

by thethizzkid December 22, 2020

Discord Packing

Roasting session where two or more people scream the shit out

Who's discord packing?

by Dokuzen October 23, 2019

packing heavy

Carrying powerful weapons.

Man, those dudes are packing heavy, machine guns, grenades, swords!!!

by I, Wreckerrr December 1, 2020