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POON MOON 

A poon moon occurs when a woman purposefully flashes her vagina at someone. This is usually a joke, not an invitation for sex.
That little bitch thought she had me when she showed her ass, but I retaliated with a poon moon, and we both know who won that war!

The guys at work are always flashing their balls, and since I don't have them I joined in with a poon moon!
POON MOON by Moltov Cocktease August 11, 2010

moon poon 

pussy that is so good you think your on the moon
Yo man, that chick has some moon poon.
moon poon by asdfosfoadsfodsf October 23, 2008

Moon-Poon 

John: Fuck man, did you see that chick I banged last night, hot as fuck..
Jim: Really? She looked like she had a bit of a Moon-Poon.
Moon-Poon by poonraiderxo August 4, 2011

Full-Moon Poon 

An Andrea's vagina hole that resembles a "Full Moon". Size and all.
"Dude, I boned Andrea the other night! Even after a kid, I didn't expect her to have a Full-Moon Poon like that!"
Full-Moon Poon by AllThatIsWoman September 28, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026