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Need For Speed: Most Wanted 

That one racing game where you can have sex with the racers by going behind them and they rubberband to the finish line. The same works with cop cars, but you can smash their asses, unlike racers. The game has become popular by adding super sexy mods to it, including the Pepega Edition mod. These mods make you have better sex with Condition 1 cops and Corvettes etc.
Me: loses 10 million bounty in a chase in Need For Speed: Most Wanted
Also me: FAK!
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need for speed most wanted 

A awesome racing and cop chasing game. The aim of the game is to get your ride back from a pink slip race that was fixed from a street racer named razor. He used your ride to get to number 1 on the blacklist. The blacklist consists of the top 15 racers wanted by the police. You must work your way up from number 15 to 1 only then can you challenge him for a chance at getting your ride back. A big part of the blacklist is bounty. You can get bounty by getting into police pursuits and cause enough chaos to increasce your bounty. The cops have many different tactics to catch you like roadblocks, and spike strips. Their are also different levels of police. They are 1-5. 1 is regular civic cruisers. 2 are the same but completley black and undercover. 3 are state police driving a Pontiac GTO. 4 are same but black and use spike strips. 5 are Chevrolet Corvette's federal police. This is the max but their are also 6 and 7. 6 is after you beat razor and are black Corvette's and numerous SUV's. 7 are all police SUV's and are only availiable on black edition challenge series number 69. Sergeant Cross is the most skilled driver of the cops and will direct the strategies used against you. Once you beat razor you are chased by level 6 cops which you must evade to beat the game.
Player playing need for speed most wanted: Yeah I just beat razor!
Oh no!! LVL 6 COPS!

Need For Speed Most Wanted 

The most realistic cop chase game in the world. And not a bad tuner game.
Mother: "Honey can you come down for dinner?"
Child: "No mother, i'm too busy getting chased by cops in need for speed most wanted."

Need for speed most Wanted 2012 

A game that was originally supposed to be a remake and sequel to the original Most Wanted 2005 game but was rushed and had too many programming difficulties when Criterion games were developing it.
Let’s play some need for speed most wanted 2012! Even though it’s unfinished, it still is really good.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026