Napier 

If you live here for too long, you WILL get pregnant

Person One: Hey I ended up leaving Napier after high school and went travelling/ studying. Since then I've met heaps of new friends and found a rewarding career. What did you get up to?

Person Two: Oh wow, I stayed in Napier, now have three children and I'm not even 20 yet. It's great because all my friends who stayed in Napier have babies too. We just LOVE getting pregnant here! Other stuff we get up to is smoke drugs and drink copious amounts of alcohol.

Napier by bluebabendedabenda September 10, 2011

Napier 

An animal from the wild whose purpose is to hit people in the heart with a fastball. The natural enemy of bullpen fences. Acts on dog instinct.

Crike...the wild napier hit him in the heart

Napier by Slice enough May 18, 2006

napier 

verb; to throw someone into a vat of unknown substances at Axis chemicals

Hey man, lemme holla at ya sister or i'll napier ya

napier by bruce April 18, 2004

Napier 

A sometimes sunny city in Hawke's Bay, New Zealand. It's the Art Deco capital of New Zealand. The tourism industry used to be huge, but now it's dwindling. Marineland is now closed down, and the most exciting place to go is the Farmers Market on Sundays down at Marine Parade.

Bob: Wanna go to Napier?
Matt: Nah, that's a boring city.

Napier by pukanableh December 15, 2010

Napier 

The weed and Art Deco Capital, if Napier goes dry, so do you.
#1 destination for STD carriers annnd a pretty town, obviously better than Hastings.

1.Bro! Wanna' go to Napier for the weekend?

2.Uh...I dunno', the tourist stuff or weed?

1.Nah I was thinkin' of getting wild!!

2.You'll get an STD.

1.....Not keen.

Napier by coolpower May 9, 2011

Napier 

The biggest retire home in New Zealand.
It is located in Hawke’s Bay, New Zealand near Hastings.
Teens here have absolutely nothing to do and leave immediately the second they turn 18.

‘I’m leaving Napier the second I turn 18 bro this whole city is a fucking retire home’

Napier by DeliciousDuck April 26, 2025

Margaret Napier 

She’s got WAP if I ever saw it. She’s your small town freak. When you catch a glimpse of that menace of a women you’ll want to fuck her in your local Walmart beauty isle right on the spot. There’s no going back once you get with a margaret napier knowone else can make you orgasm in less than .13738 seconds using only her left middle finger

Jeff: I was riding a bull and I saw a margaret napier

Bobby: dude, did you fall off? You must have been squirting unconditionalaly

Margaret Napier by Catastrophicalstacybump January 3, 2022