mikehandy

The one, that guy everyone wants to be like. The man next door who you can count on. A true ladies man, a modern pimp. A beast in the bed room, and a friend to the end.

Ben said, when I grow up I want to be just like mikehandy.

mikehandy by Clearly da1 February 14, 2014

mike hanes 

A real jerk who is homo for his dad and has no friends and his mum is gay, his dad is les, his granny tranny, his grandpap a trap, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry non-binary, a ginger wanna be and is a short stack

That stupid dude is such a mike hanes

mike hanes by steve jobs back from the dead May 30, 2018

mikemadnesstv 

an asian boy on youtube that is an atheist, very judgemental and opinionated, and many people think he is gay. he also makes music videos.

jenny: hey, did you see mikemadnesstv's new video?!
bob: i KNOW! it's so terribly edited and awkward!

mikemadnesstv by Benny Lingo April 4, 2010

mikelaneve

A word used to describe faggots who are somehow on LAX teams and the hockey team.

Their overly short and tend to have the smallest penis of anyother kind of faggot! When ecountering the mikelaneve, He/she may talk for a while about how good he is at hockey and/or lacrosse. In truth he is not very good at all he just likes to brag about it so people will think his penis is bigger than it actually is. In fact, its really a giant flabby chode.

The mikelaneve tends to stay a virgin even though everyone in his grade lost it the year before, hes still trying however but the best he can get is old men off AIM chatrooms.

"yeah im so good at Lacrosse and shit, like omg im like MVP"

"dude your such a mikelaneve"

mikelaneve by Steelflex Jefferson May 19, 2008

Mikeamesh 

The unbenounced king of the world.

Owner of a massive cock, paired with balls of steel.

The guy over there is definitely the mikeamesh.
I be he has a mikeamesh

Mikeamesh by BaHumDik December 15, 2020