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Massian
weird ass kids from Massachusets, who do things differentley from the rest of the world, and use language only heard on jersey shore. A person can also become a massian, if they move to massachusets and current massians rub off on them.
kid 1: Hey bro, i just moved here from Florida. whats there to do around here?
Massian: Dude, we love to shove empty coke bags down our friends couches. Its bomb.
kid 1: I wouldnt have liked doing that at all before i moved here and became a Massian. Thanks bro. this is gonna be sick!
Massian: Dude, we love to shove empty coke bags down our friends couches. Its bomb.
kid 1: I wouldnt have liked doing that at all before i moved here and became a Massian. Thanks bro. this is gonna be sick!
Massian by lifesuckswhenyourebored June 28, 2011
matosing
\mə-tos-ing\ (ma-TOE-sing)
A term used to describe someone who constantly gripes or moans about trivial matters, often to an excessive degree. It captures the essence of someone who seem perpetually dissatisfied.
Originating from regional slang, "matosing" is often used humorously to highlight chronic complainers who find fault in everyday situations. Related terms include "naysayer" and "grouch."
A term used to describe someone who constantly gripes or moans about trivial matters, often to an excessive degree. It captures the essence of someone who seem perpetually dissatisfied.
Originating from regional slang, "matosing" is often used humorously to highlight chronic complainers who find fault in everyday situations. Related terms include "naysayer" and "grouch."
matosing by MissTerryUsManInBlack May 30, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026