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"Koopman" is a tall kid...hes really fucking tall...holy shit...TALL...who the fuck thought of that...TALL HOLY SHIT TO FUCKING TALL...and tall did i mention that...hes also pretty dam kool(notice cool is spelt kool cuz its Koopman)"Koopman" is so tall he leves people speachless. Including tall and kool he is really fuckin smart...hes like Tall smart...and thats pretty smart...for someone as kool as him...
"Damn Koopman is tall!!!"

"HOLY SHIT T...A...L...L"

"Damn it I wish I was as tall as Koopman"
Koopman by Koopman September 7, 2004
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trenton koopman

Trenton Koopman is a bitch with a small pecker.
Wow he was such a Trenton Koopman.
trenton koopman by sazzy girl March 12, 2015
A slang term used to refer to a person of any asian descent (excluding Russia and India) that has slanted eyes
1. Even though I love banging koogmans, their sideways vaginas always throw me off.

2. There are so many goddamn koogmans at Disneyland that my kids can't get pictures with Mickey cuz they jump in front of us and take a million pictures.
koogman by Mr. Qwerty Uiop March 5, 2012

koppmaning 

the act of gaying something up until it reaches a state of spontaneous combustion or suicidal tendencies.
holly shit jack, you koppmaned that blender until it set itself on liquify and turned into a raging inferno of kitchen appliance you fucking homo.
koppmaning by dich March 1, 2004

Stan koopmans

Stan koopmans is a person from a Dutch commercial who is a raw sex machine.
He looks so handsome and sexy.
Woah! He is so fine, he is a stan koopmans.

Koopaman that Hoe 

Its like Koop with a twist....befor jizzin on a chicks face you take a few steps back so that your man fluids float through the air like Superman. To preform this trick...the chick must not know whats going on...that way....its a hit or miss situation.Literaly.
"I'm about to Koopaman that hoe"

"I dont Superman that hoe, I just Koopaman that hoe!!!"

"Troy told the stroy how he Koopamaned that hoe"
Koopaman that Hoe by AndyyK April 23, 2008

Koosmann 

Amazing baseball/softball players. Huge rednecks and dont give a damn about what people think about them. Very thickheaded, and never back down from a fight. very bad temper problems.
She is such a Koosmann.
Koosmann by bamngirl August 14, 2008