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KingdomBakers

A group of people with a prediliction for Cakes, often seen at mass gatherings outside bakers shops. While en route to these mass gatherings on their motorcycles, KingdomBakers cause massive traffic jams, and form mobile chicanes for artics, caravans and horseboxes to try and get past.
Some say their ultimate aspiration is for the Red flag act to be brought back on to the statute books.
one KingdomBakers member to another, "Did you see the way that caravan cut me up there, he must have been doing at least 20 mph when he passed me"

"yes, bloody speed merchant"

Kingdombikers

A sad collection of middle aged wanna be bikers based in the east of fife.
Commonly reffered to as the cakeys
Average speed on one of there runs would be 42mph in a 70

Sole purpose of rideouts are to cram in as many food stops as possible and they will average 5 stops on a 30 mile run

Members often fall off or drop there bikes as there fat and rotound bodies make them top heavy and unsteady.

Have great delusions that they are the best club around

The are led by the leader of the cake patrol who famously went dry stane dyking on the isle of skye last year

there goes those cakey kingdombikers

Kingdombikers

A sad collection of middle aged wanna be bikers based in the east of fife.
Commonly reffered to as the cakeys
Average speed on one of there runs would be 42mph in a 70

Sole purpose of rideouts are to cram in as many food stops as possible and they will average 5 stops on a 30 mile run

Members often fall off or drop there bikes as there fat and rotound bodies make them top heavy and unsteady.

Have great delusions that they are the best club around

The are led by the leader of the cake patrol who famously went dry stane dyking on the isle of skye last year
Look there goes they cakey kingdombikers
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026