Karamazov Law

How the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

When asked why Karen bombarded social media with pics of her relationship, even though he cheated on her twice, Manuel rolled his eyes and muttered "Karamazov Law..."

Karamazov Law by HailHydraforce January 7, 2021

karanovac 

A beautiful village in Bosnia - off the outskirts of Doboj, a quiet, peaceful place with a, sadly, aging population.

Person 1: Gde tvoja baka zivi? Where does your grandmother live?

Person 2: Zivi u karanovac, drugar. She lives in karanovac, my friend.

karanovac by TheBosnian March 3, 2021

Karamanchun

A very legendary and fit as fuck name

Policeman:Tell me your name and address or I’ll arrest you
Legend: My name is Karamanchun

Policeman:Arrest me you fucking beast

Karamanchun by BUSSONMYFACEANDCALLMEKEITH May 18, 2018

Karmanoma 

Tumor or cancer that develops because of habitual bad behavior, being a terrible person, unrelenting bitchiness

That bitch Ashley got what was coming to her, that karmanoma couldnt have come sooner

Karmanoma by Beachwood808 December 18, 2017

Karmazov's Law 

The inverse relationship of the real state of an interpersonal relationship proportional to the projected state of said relationship on social media; named after redditor j_karmazov who studied the phenomena.

A: "I feel so sorry for Brad; he's been so miserable after marrying Stacy."
B: "I know, right. But they seem so happy in all of her Instagram photos?"
A: "That's just for appearances, I guess. Karmazov's Law, and all that."

Karmazov's Law by ImaginaryGabe January 7, 2021

karamov 

A Russian homeboy

Karamov: Sup nigga
Me: no

karamov by Karamov June 8, 2021

Karamazov’s Law 

Karmazov’s Law is defined as the observation that the real, observable state of a relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of said relationship via electronic outlets. This includes, but is not limited to social media and reality television.

This law was discovered by Redditor u/j_karamazov

‘Bridezillas’ is a show that demonstrates Karamazov’s Law rather well; many of the stars either break up with, or are broken up by their partners due to the entire, and often awful parts of the relationships not being seen, and false perceptions are had by the audience.

Karamazov’s Law by Memeagon January 7, 2021