Michael kalinoski 

A hot young sexy boy with the fattest juicy ass you will ever see. He is very smart and hard to trick. His sense of humor is good but the way he takes jokes isn’t. A Michael kalinoski is a boy you want to cuddle with. He is by far the hottest thing imaginable

“Hey do you know Michael kalinoski?”

- “Yea and he’s fuckin hot”

Michael kalinoski by The Poopdoctor September 11, 2019

kalinskied 

to get drunk beyond all imagination. to get so damn drunk you don't know what the hell's going on. you don't even know who you are.

dude, i got so fucking kalinskied last night, you have no idea.
I'm so kalinskied.

kalinskied by manningsgay September 24, 2006

Karpinski 

This person is the meaning of the word awesome.

"You know that Karpinski Guy?"

"Yeah..."

"He's the most awesomest person ever!"

Karpinski by Xingharglefargle July 18, 2009

Kalliniki 

The most Gorgeous girl in the world! Beyond Perfection. Simple yet elegant.... Great Victory!!!

Omg, that girl is so Kalliniki!

Kalliniki by naxoq August 16, 2014

kaplunski

An interjection with a similar meaning to phrases such as “dang it!” or “gosh darn it!”. It expresses anger or regret.

Kaplunski! I failed the test!

kaplunski by Tailwhale March 20, 2021

Jack Kopinski

A very handsome man, has an abundance of big ass.

"Jack Kopinski gets more nudes than me"

Jack Kopinski by underb00b May 11, 2021

kaminski 

That giant shit you take in the morning after a long night of drinking.

beer shits

"Dude I got so drunk last night. My Kaminski clogged the toilet"

kaminski by Sully87 September 12, 2016