Stands for Kissing Under the Influence. Any male or female who kisses another human being they would not usually kiss. However due to the copious amounts of alcohol they have consumed they kiss. Such an event is usually with an unattractive person or close friend and therefore deemed a mistake.
"I can't believe you kissed Becky, she's really ugly"
"It didn't mean anything it was a K.U.I."
S.Q.U.I.R.T.S is also known as Super Quick Uncontrollable Intense Rectal Turd Splat. This disease was first found in a man with the name we can't disclose due to . It starts with the destruction of the lower bowels, more particularly the rectum.
The disease is currently being fought against through the organization F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of New Knowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers).
F.U.N.K.A.S.S. is also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S defence council.
Drew Aneck was the second person to receive the disease known as S.Q.U.I.R.T.S.
B.F.U.I.K.Y is an acronym for
It's supposed to be used jokingly (please dont kill people..it's not nice)
It's explained in its self.. not much else I can say.
You've been my b.f.u.i.k.y for almost 5 years, and although you can piss me off occasionally, your the coolest person I've ever met and I love you bro, you're not LIKE my sister, you ARE my sister..
get it straight.
we're best friends.............till I kill you.
Kuz or kuz may mean 4 things:
#1 - Cuz / 'Cuz / Becuz
It's a 1337 form of the word because in short.
#2 - Cuz *some-thing-here*
Almost same as above, but used at start of instant messages or chat.
#3 - A man that is a beast
Calling some male person "Kuz" (like Kuz Steven) is the same thing as calling them a beast (Beast Steven) or a freak.
#4 - K.U.Z. or K2UZ
K2UZ meaning 'key to us' or 'key 2 uz'. Not really used.
Geek Kevin: Why you killed Sarah?
1337 Jonny: Kuz sh3 waz a biatxh.
*Super-noob killed TheUltraPro 3 times in a row*.
Mick: cuz... LOL
Greg: yeah... cuz what a pwn.
Lara Nebraska Clint: Steven you're a kuz!
Kuz Steven Clint: What?
Lara N. Clint: YOU FREAKHEAD BEAST!
Kuz Steven Clint: WTF
*Grabs Lara and eats her head*.
Joey: Hey guys, I found a K.U.Z.
Boot & Helyus: Let's open that door..
*Helyus open it and... 'slash!' cuttroath*.
Joey: I found another K2UZ!
Boot: I don't even want to touch it...
Also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S. defense council, F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of New Knowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers) is attempting to fight for a cure against the ailment known as SQUIRTS. They have just recently been formed and are trying to stop the prevention of death, which is caused by the disease of SQUIRTS.
If you want to know more about F.U.N.K.A.S.S. join the group on Facebook.
K.U.S. - Kate Upton Syndrome
Continuously watching videos or looking at pictures of Ms. Upton, masturbation to said model, or thinking you are Ms. Upton.
Holy shit man, I think I got K.U.S. after that Swimsuit Issue.
Acronym for Double Income, No Kids, Unbelievable Mortgage. Describes young hard-working marrieds (or a pair of faggots) who are deferring having children whilst they plough all their money into a very large housing loan. See also D.I.N.K.
Look at that huge mansion; a couple of D.I.N.K.U.M s there.