Josh Hawley 

When someone shits on top of a clogged toilet.

My kid did a Josh Hawley and now I have to buy a new toilet.

Josh Hawley by LibMom January 10, 2021

Josh Hawley speed 

Noun: Grease lightning white boy speed.

He's got some wheels but I wouldn't call him Josh Hawley speed...

Defensive coordinator: "Their run game is solid but I worry about that receiver, number 88."

Defensive backs coach: "Yeah, I'm not sure how we're gonna cover him...that sum'bitch has Josh Hawley speed!

Josh Hawley speed by BostonRarr August 5, 2023

Doing The Josh Hawley 

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.

He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.

Doing The Josh Hawley by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021

Josh Hawley 

A cock sucking lying peice of shit who rapes monkeys.

Wow that guy is such a josh hawley

Josh Hawley by MadMax2700 November 7, 2018

Josh Hawley 

Josh Hawley? The fist pumping, traitorous, TFG boot-licking Jr. United States "senator" from Missouri with permanent orange stains around every orifice. A insurrectionist traitor that participated in the January 6, 2021 US Capitol siege.

Josh Hawley is a traitor.

Josh Hawley by Josh Hawley Traitor July 3, 2022

Josh Hawley 

When you rile up a crowd then leave through the back door.

Man, did you see Tanner at the party tonight? He really pulled a Josh Hawley.

Josh Hawley by definitelynottannersaccount July 22, 2022

Josh Hawley 

Also known as the “Kyle Rittenhouse of the US Senate.” A label for a pro-Trump senator who wants to be perceived as a “political savior” in upholding electoral integrity as they idiotically attempt to overturn a free and fair election—a stunt aimed at gaining political mileage among voters when they run for President in 2024.

An opportunist senator from Missouri was dubbed a “Josh Hawley” after he was blamed for objecting to the results of a legitimate, democratic election, and for the blood that was shed at the Capitol.

Josh Hawley by MathPlus January 9, 2021