JohnDavid 

A Kind hearted boy who likes to flirt but not always he gets in trouble a lot and has weird friends but all the girls love him he can be annoying and confusing but he makes you laugh in the process he might show his love for you at any random time and he is easy to fall for most johns have brown hair.

JohnDavid is so Confusing and annoying but I still live him

JohnDavid by Imhereforyoname February 1, 2017

johndave 

The pairing of john egbert and dave strider.
It is pretty damn popular amongst yaoi and homestuck fans.
And it is ALMOST canon
(come on hussie,make it canon!!!)

homestuckfan1:Do you ship johndave?
homestuckfan2: Fuck yeah I do! Its my OTP
homestuckfan3: I prefer dave/terezi
homestuckfan1: You know they broke up right?
homestuckfan3: Yea,but it was actually canon at one point atleast.
homestuckfan2: Hehehe,fuck you.

johndave by Latula pyrope December 31, 2013

johndarius 

A savage ass lil boy

Johndarius is a savage ass kid.
He also don't play about his money .

johndarius by Johndarius June 18, 2018

johndavid217 

JohnDavid217 is a kind hearted bloke. He has a mustache that would make Shakespeare turn an eye.
If one is lucky enough to speak to JohnDavid217 you will feel a warmth in your heart and soul.

Nitrozity: "I'm super bored I need someone entertaining to talk to"
Kenny: "How about JohnDavid217?"
JohnDavid217: "Im here, hey"

johndavid217 by XV Mods September 26, 2018

Johntavius 

A chill ass nigga that fucks with alot of people and don't fuck with alot of people. Mainly sticks to himself and is easy to make friends . Ghetto ass hell tho. Also has phenomenal head game

That nigga Johntavius a Cornball yo

Johntavius by Taylion October 18, 2022

Jondavisphobia

Being physically and mentally repulsed by Korns lead singer Jon Davis

“What’s your phobia?”

“It’s jondavisphobia”

“What’s that?”

“I have an overwhelming fear of Jon Davis.”

Jondavisphobia by anonymous November 26, 2023