Indiana University-Purdue
University, Fort Wayne (IN)
-Also known as:
"I Paid for What?" or "I'm Pretty Freakin Worthless"
-Mascot: a dead elephant (the mastodon)
-Nearly 12,000 students ranging in age from 14 to 79
-Only 190 academic programs
-As seen in the school newspaper ad for the military: "Now that you got a degree, get an education"...that should be the school motto.
-The only school where they can't even get all the clocks to tell the same time,
not to mention the right time