Horatius

The combination of Funny and Weird. It can be used in situations where it's just so weird that its funny, or it can be used in awkwardly funny situations as well. Think of how many times you find yourself watching or doing something really odd or weird or out of the ordinary, but because of that it is mind blowingly funny. That is when this word comes in handy to describe that unique feeling that just can't be expressed without trying to explain the situation your in.

Some examples of Horatius situations:
-Seeing that kid on your sport team loose him/herself on a dancing pole.
-Joining him/her on that dancing pole.
-You just made out with your best friend on the dance floor.
-"shut up the cops are here!" "I'll bite your dick off"...Uhhh.
-Being part of a drum circle in a teepee of drummers who have no rhythm, and you have no Indian background.
-Watching drunk people Womp aggressively while in a sober state.
-Your best friends is really drunk and your really not, and he/she keeps hugging you and whispering sweet nothings into your ear. (at least tomorrow it will be funny)
-Drunk best friend also wont stop chanting "biscuit"
-If french air quotes are necessary, its probably horatius
-if you find yourself saying "yeah, how/why DID that happen?"

That party last night was just so horatius.
All I can remember is how horatius everything was.

Horatius by dolphin$4lyfe November 2, 2010

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horatiu

A Romanian name usually given to sub urban kids that will have a good future.

I’m gonna ask Horatiu for the answer to that question.

horatiu by Hwrestler11 August 7, 2019

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Horatiu

A mf witch can steal evrey girl in the room, usually used as a synonym for “mr. steal your girl”. It also may be used as a synonym for “fuckboy” or “hotboy”

Look at that dude! He is clearly a Horatiu! Don’t wanna let my girl anyway near that guy!

Horatiu by horilmobil November 20, 2021

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horatious

horrendous, horrible, terrible

"Two girls one cup" is a horatious site.

horatious by duey xP January 27, 2008

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Horatiu

It’s a given name mostly to a Sex God

“He fucked me so good today, almost like Horatiu”

Horatiu by MilanGavris February 1, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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