Hippozoned 

Hippozoned secretly is in love with griffin gaming, he also loves to drink some monster energy and lite beer. He’s also a fat bastard and a crybaby, he also has a secret obsession with griffin gaming after being called out

Hippozoned loves to defend epic games and griffin gaming

Hippozoned by Super-Smash April 12, 2019

Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Possibly the longest real word in English, other than Antidisestablishmentarianmism.

Defined medically as "the fear of long words."

Patient: Doctor, I think I have a fear of long words.

Doctor: Ah! Yes! You have hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

Patient: AHH!

Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by Yangis Kan July 29, 2004

Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

A word invented by a really big asshole.

Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. I don't know how to put this in a sentence.

Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by SpongeBoobies October 20, 2016

hippodonkadonk 

A very large backside that gets in the way when you try to walk past

I ran into the girl's hippodonkadonk when i went to get a drink at the bar.

hippodonkadonk by Lil Ike May 18, 2005

hippocornamus

a hippocornamus is a cross between a hippopotamus and a unicorn. They are most commenly drawn black and white, but in rare cases they can be rainbow. Also, sometimes they can fly.

OMG look it's a hippocornamus!

hippocornamus by me48liz November 26, 2009

Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Hippomonstrosesquippedalophia is the fear of long words.

Henry: Why is the fear of long words called Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? The person who called it this way is mean. Hey, Brian, where did you go?

Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by CrispyliciousChicken May 12, 2016

hippochondriac 

A fat person possessing an excessive preoccupation with
personal health issues, with the exception of their own obesity.

First he's worried about having a sore throat. Then his heart
is beating too fast. Next he's worried that his headache
won't go away. Maybe the hippochondriac should stop
worrying about everything else, and start worrying about
weighing over 300 pounds.

hippochondriac by goldandsilverowner August 11, 2010