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A guy with the dirtiest but funniest jokes. Loyal, but unpredictable. Very spontaneous and open for adventures. Many people call him the big black baby, because he's unique but not to miss. His handsome, yet unusual features are attractive and everyone wants to be friends with him. He's caring and open minded. Even though he's very responsible, he likes to party and often gets drunk, despite him being a heavy weight when it comes to alcohol!
Wow that guy looks good, must be a Hauke!

My friend Hauke is such a big black baby, you never know what to expect with him!
Hauke by ExpiredLube November 19, 2019
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The coolest guy on earth.
"All the girls love Hauke."
"Hauke rules"
"Let's ask Hauke, he'll know what to do!"
Hauke by Ogamer January 19, 2004
A slightly lyrical synonym of the onomatopoeia "Reeeeeee"
The woman hauked as she threw a yoghurt across the entrance hall.
Hauke by YeraX March 15, 2022
Hauke: Someone who is only smart in school, but anywhere else they are incredibly stupid. Incredibly easy to ragebait as they have a low iq.
Person 1: "Dude I thought you had a 4.0 GPA? How are you acting this stupid?"
Person 2: "MY 4.0 GPA IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!! I'M NOT STUPID YOU'RE STUPID!"
Person 1: "You're such a hauke"
Hauke by Edward Robinson July 7, 2025

hauke high school

A school where everyone is scared of nicolini and everyone loves stoker, full of badass people with weird personalities.
The rapper "vldz" attended hauke high school only to release trash ass music.

hauke peer 

A person so complicated he has two first names who is often seen as an androgynous anime lover and can therefore be applied as a nickname to similar people.
"omg I just saw a trap"
"dude, that's so hauke peer".

Nathan Mark Hauke 

This guy that I happen to adore, he's all around amazing. He can cheer me up on any given day and so far has put up with me for 5 months, a week and three days. Nobody has ever done that, (: I love you Nathan.
1)Who's that guy over there with no butt and a plaid shirt?
2)Oh, thats just Nathan Mark Hauke.
1)Ohhh, he's a great catch.
2)I know. Go away.
Nathan Mark Hauke by iamanalien November 28, 2010