Haswell 

Village in county Durham.

"When the Chantastic Five went to Haswell they saw the Grievance clan attacking a pensioner they beat them down.

Haswell by Doodles March 23, 2005

Bill Harwell 

(n) 1. A condescending know it all with a Napoleon complex. 2. A person who does not fully listen, but replies with snide comments. 3. A bitter person that tries to make others hate life as well.

I tried getting out of my speeding ticket, but the judge was such a Bill Harwell.
Man your mom is a Bill Harwell.
I hope my teacher this year isn't a Bill Harwell

Bill Harwell by OSPE May 31, 2017

Eddie Haskell 

The act of overt flattery to put someone at ease so you can take advantage of thier lowered defenses.

I Eddie Haskell'd this gals Parents and they let me take their 7 series BMW when I took their Daughter out......Then I back seat mauled her!

Eddie Haskell by The Wiz! June 28, 2010

hassellhoffed 

while intoxicated, eating a greasy, high caloric meal with ravenous force.

After the bar, we went to Taco Bell and I hassellhoffed some nacho bell grade.

hassellhoffed by wvumommy September 13, 2010

Haskell 

1 -- A general purpose, polymorphicly typed, lazy functional programming language largely based on lambda calculus.

2 -- A constant source of frustration for those who have been brainwashed by the OO paradigm.

You: How do I write a 'while' loop with Haskell?
Me: You can't, freshman.

Haskell by e*rex October 27, 2005

Steve Harwell 

The lead singer for the band Smash Mouth. His name is mostly unknown amongst the world, and up to this point, his name was most likely a mystery to you.

"Man, Steve Harwell's an awesome singer!"

"Steve Harwell?"

"The lead singer for smash mouth."

"Oh so THAT'S his name!"

Steve Harwell by JonahGamer January 18, 2015

Hanwell 

Elite ends, 1/3 ppl r dealers so guaranteed loud, bare homeless ppl n polskis but got character init, bom kababs (express kabab the blue one on hanwell broadway) 10/10 settinz

“ the vibes here r immaculate bro “
“ obviously, it’s hanwell “

Hanwell by lulababez August 25, 2020