Holy Ghost Batting 

Jerking it off in a church parking lot

Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.

Holy Ghost Batting by JPL #2 October 23, 2022

Holy Ghost Ride 

Praying while operating a vehicle.

Batman: “Religious extremists have taken the pilot hostage and are about to crash into Six Flags.”

Robin: “Holy Ghost Ride Batman!”

Holy Ghost Ride by Kevotard January 2, 2011

holy ghost enema 

Something that is used to awaken a otherwise dead church. To fill one with the spirit of god.

We brought in this guest preacher and he gave the congregation a holy ghost enema.

holy ghost enema by Smitty. J February 17, 2006

HOLY GHOST 

A phrase used in surprise or extreme shock. Perhaps you have been scared or you are shocked by the stupidity of your classmates. The coining of this term originated in Ramsgate, due to the large factor that many families from abroad sent their children to school. The students from Africa in particular spread this phrase around like wildfire and before you knew it, everyone was HOLY GHOSTing, after its rise to fame it has since died out.

Friend: "BOO!"
You: "HOLY GHOST!"

or

An idiot: "Isn't the capital of France Spain?"
You: "HOLY GHOST"

HOLY GHOST by A real man's dictionary November 29, 2018

holy ghost 

a joint rolled out of a bible page

yo you wanna go smoke a holy ghost?

holy ghost by theholyghost19 October 7, 2009

Holy Ghosted

When you thought your relationship with God was going well, but suddenly you can't feel the light of the Lord anymore and He stops answering your prayers.

I think I've been Holy Ghosted. Jesus isn't answering my prayers anymore.

Holy Ghosted by Luneunion May 3, 2018

Holy Ghost Prep 

A college prep school for guys where all the students have butt sex with one another. The ones with girlfriends date girls from "Villa", a girls prep school. The girls from "Villa" all have STD's which inadvertently mean the guys at Holy Ghost have STD's.

-Dude! did you hear that Holy Ghost Prep kid fucked that chick from villa?

-That blows, he's for sure got the herp.

Holy Ghost Prep by unowho31 November 26, 2009