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Goat house 

The goat house is located in Telford PA. This place is where Pabst Blue Ribbon flows like water and taco tuesday is commonly celebrated. Clothing is optional and tinder is used frequently at this fine establishment of a home. What could make it possibly one of the greatest places of all time you ask? Ladies feel free to stop on by and feast your eyes on the sight of a lifetime... the balcony. What better to look out into the majestic forest while being bent over the guard rail!
Person 1: yo dawg you going to the goat house?
Person 2: there will be thots and pbr there!
Goat house by Bmaccccc June 15, 2017
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Goat house 

A place in Boulder Colorado where men can frolic around free from oppressive women.
"Hey man, you going to the goat house tonight?"
"Yeah dude, gotta get my frolic on!"

"We're meeting up at the goat house before going to the creek".
Goat house by shrim December 13, 2012

goat fucking tree house jumper 

One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.
"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"

Goathorse 

A goat the size of a horse, not to be confused with horsegoat.
'Look at that huge goat!'
'thats a goathorse you melt'
Goathorse by goathorse June 10, 2015

Goathorse 

A goathorse, often found in Suburban homes, are often mistaken for your typical household dog. They are very similar, as the goathorse too is very fluffy, and has a long tail along with a snout.
example: OMG, I CANT BELIEVE THAT DOG WAS ACTUALLY A GOATHORSE!!!!!
Goathorse by lilahrose October 3, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026