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going to get milk 

dad's never coming back
dad: "hey im going to get milk, be back soon"

6 years later: *still gone*
going to get milk by cheesyalfredo September 26, 2020

Dad Went To Get Milk 

When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.
Dad Went To Get Milk at the stor when there was the 100% off sale!
He never came back...

gotta go get milk

never coming back
ill be back gotta go get milk.
gotta go get milk by mikeoxlong101 October 20, 2021

Ur dad went to get milk 

I’m sorry but if someone says this to you there’s a %99.9 that ur dad left you…
Oh ur dad went to get milk! 😭

I’m going to get milk 

Not returning home ever again
“Wife/ child I’m going to get milk” - then never comes back
I’m going to get milk by L3KE August 5, 2021

how long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store? 

about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back
Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......