josh eppard 

the awesomely talented drummer for coheed and the rapper for weerd science. blurted out a swear word on trl. never asked to return. quite sexy.

wow that guy is really talented. yup, hes a real josh eppard.

josh eppard by kelly July 29, 2006

Josh Eppard 

The worlds #1 producer of awesomeness and god of rhythm. Eppard drums left handed open , that means his kit is configured for a righty with the exception of the ride which is on the left. He also wears drum gloves and only uses a single beater kick pedal.

Former drummer of Coheed and Cambria. When Josh left Coheed it was like Diamond Dave leaving Van Halen. Without his awesomeness, swagger and stripped down beats the band quickly turned it's left over awesomeness into to anti-awesomeness and became a group of self indulgent solocentric Zeppelin wannabees.

A testament to Josh Eppard's awesomeness he once sat drinking a beverage behind a kit and only struck a cymbal once during a song and recieved monsterous applause from the crowd.

Josh Eppard by Danger Thames December 28, 2008

Expardon 

An expression used to catch someone's attention or to apologize for an interruption, disagreement, or social indiscretion.
An attempt to lessen a fault or blame. To grant pardon to.
To excuse or notify someone that a behavior, statement, or occurrence may be worthy of forgiveness.

Girl you're gonna have to expardon me, that cowboy in the corner has wranglers so tight he's even pullin' me in.

Expardon by Nitroglycejen April 28, 2011

eptardic 

(adj.) An act that is equal parts epic and retarded.

guy 1: Hey what cha up to?
guy 2: I'm about to jump this wood chipper on my tricycle!
guy 1: Well; no matter how this turns out, it will be eptardic.
guy 2: Huh? You're a fag!

eptardic by psystation December 29, 2010

Eptardic 

A descriptive term for an action that is both epic in scope and retarded in conception.

A zip line that leads straight to the ground? Vertically? Eptardic!!

Eptardic by Burlyswamprat December 29, 2010

Eptard 

Someone who is quite stupid yet funny. Ep is a term of like bruh and tard is retarted. That makes someone Eptarted. It normally works if there last or first name starts like ep or eb or something like that. They are normally cocky and rich but act poor. It is a term of endearment. You can also use it in place as a name.

Eptard what are you doing

Bruh your Eptarded

Eptard by saussahe February 2, 2024

Expardome 

A single word used for excuse me and pardon me. Also a method to make all Cori's laugh.

You say expardome after performing a social faux pas.

Expardome by Thepsychoman47 April 29, 2025