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troy emmons 

A fake name to give to the cops,used by Graf writers in 1990s, Sydney. Also given to 1 hour photo stores, when getting snaps of panels developed, in case the photo guy narked on you.
Cop: “You’ve got a lot of spray paint in your bag for someone on their way home to paint their bike. What’s your name “?
Graf writer: “Troy Emmons”.
Cop: “Ok then Troy, don’t forget to let the paint dry before you go for a ride”.
troy emmons by Troy Emmons May 8, 2018
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Doesn't matter hes dead. I used His skelete to make me a shoe!!!! I did this for my trophy but look THE EYES!!!!
OH LOOK AT THAT MY EMMOS DROPPED.
emmos by stupid dakota I wish February 18, 2022

Ewmonster 

Noun. A person in whom the very idea of ew is manifest, be it in their looks, fashion, mannerisms, actions, speech or opinions. Witnessing an ewmonster evokes feelings of being ewwed-out, causing the skin to crawl with convulsions of cringe. The ewmonster transcends simply being ew as they are the ultimate 100% in the scale of ew-ness. Ewmonsters are often fashion victims and can inhabit any city, town or village worldwide.
Tom: Ew my God Becca, did you just see that ewmonster! Her capri pants and chiffon earrings are ewing out my life!

Becca: Ewwww! She is the ultimate ewmonster, I think her name is Ollie, watch out Tom, she's coming over.

Ewmonster: Hey guys, wanna hang out and come shopping with me? I could use some of your wicked fashion tips.

Becca & Tom (simultaneously): GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU GROSS EWMONSTER!!!

(Ewmonster woefully skulks off)
Ewmonster by GoatBoat August 15, 2010
Emo plus demons. Basically a shorter way of saying emo and demons.
"Hey! That girl probably has Emons!" He said in a laughable manner.
Emons by ComicalExe October 31, 2018

emonshay 

beautiful kind trustworthy young lady . doesn’t tolerate any shit from no body . shes cool and easy to get along with until you piss her off . she loves her family and will kill about them
“Emonshay is pretty , but i made her mad now shes trying to kill me “
emonshay by tetekkee May 17, 2018
HE SHAGS MACY AND WATCHES PORN WITH SEX BUDDY JAYDEN AND SHITS IN HIS BELLY BUTTON AND LICKS IT!!
EMMENS by POOSECAT July 13, 2019