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Eisenseite

A german archaism for a conservative man that puts the prospects of his family over his personal interests and desires.
A:I always wanted to be an artist but,if I want to establish a family in the future, I need a safe job and a good paycheck,so I decided to study Law at an university.

B:I respect that. You know how to deal with responsibilities. You are a true Eisenseite.
Eisenseite by Firefox-31 January 30, 2020
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Eisenshtadt 

When someone crams their pinky up another persons nose until the other person screams.
Person 1: what's up bro
Person 2: TIMMY GAVE ME AN EISENSHTADT THAT'S WHAT'S UP
Eisenshtadt by hankysnail July 26, 2020
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Eisenstadt 

Only the most sweetest place to live in Austria! It also just so happens to be the most B.A. last name around. If you have this last name you most likely will do great things for others and or the world.
You must be cool if you live in Eisenstadt
His last name is Eisenstadt! He's so bad ass...
Eisenstadt by Ella Clark February 22, 2010

eigenstates 

Quantum people: “ok we are going to create the simplest guide for ppl.” **Leh the guide: “EIGENSTATES”
Leh I’m a quantum person. EIGENSTATES!”
eigenstates by eli174 March 2, 2024

Eisenstein 

A person with blue eyes, very tall, good teeth, stick thin with a killer personality. She is very sexy and quirky and knows how to throw a good party. But she isn’t as clever as Einstein.
A person who is sexy is an Eisenstein
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026