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Eakum, a name of Indian origin, is givin to men of a small stature, known to be bisexual, and very fond of Subway sandwhiches. The Subway sandwhiches which they make are used to lure the women into the sheets. other than their skillful sandwhich making, not much about them is appealling towards females, which is why they often times seek men. They are often times mistaken for their name as Pagel, beagel, or Ego.
Eakums Lyk Subway
by GumbyDarnit March 02, 2009