Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything 

And the final score is Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything. This is a saying by those who supported a noble lost cause.

And the final score is Christians - nothing, Lions - Everything.

Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2020

Christiaan 

Christiaan - Name

Someone with the name Christiaan is obviously the most charismatic fellow you shall ever meet. He can easily swoon all the ladies with his charm, and talks to females 24/7. Though usually surrounded by hoards of females, he always makes time for his group of homies, and often acts as a wingman for them when needed. He is a sweet and caring fellow, and always tries to cheer-up his friends when they are in strife.

"My day was going pretty rough, but then Christiaan came over and gave me a great pep talk!"

"You can always tell when Christiaan walks into a room. All the chicks flock to him!"

Christiaan by KoalaShark October 1, 2013

Christiaan 

Christiaan is the hottest person you will ever meet. All the girls automatically go to him. He usually gets boners and has the hottest girlfriend ever!

All the girls want to have sex with christiaan

Christiaan by u good bro? May 16, 2019

Christians 

Originally people who followed the teachings of Christ and his message of peace and toleration and acceptance of everyone rich or poor, man or woman, or any race. Throughout history some have abused this religion for their own selfish needs, False Prophets lieing to Christians and saying something is God's will when in reality it's their own. In turn this has hurt the religion some and its lost some of its followers. True Chrisitians tolerate everyone and try to teach the gospel of Christ to anyone who wants to learn or follow it. They believe in the Holy Trinity, which consists of God, Christ, and the Holy Ghost being three things while at the same time being one. Sort of like a cube is a cube but at the same time its also squares and also lines put together. True Christians try to help out their fellow man any way possible. Weather that be in the form of donations, food problems, medical help, or just needing a friend.

Mary: "Hey you want to go to the soup kitchen today with me and the other Christians from our church?"

John: "Sure"

Christians by Truespeaker August 19, 2011

fundamentalist christians 

Dumbass religious fucks that thinks the world is only twelwe-thousand years old, and that God created them in only one day. Yeah, kinda proves that He rushed it...

Dude: "What about dinosaur fossils?"
Chr. fund.: "God put them there to test
our faith!"
Dude: "I think God put YOU here to test
MY faith, dude..."

fundamentalist christians by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

Plastic Christians 

Christianity not-indeed: People who wrap themselves in the cloak of Christianity while their actions are totally hypocritical in context of the faith they espouse. Ussally uppity Liberals that feel guilty about the world in general and feel obligated to make things better while only making total asses of themselves and making real Christians look bad.

These plastic christians are really beginning to annoying me.

Plastic Christians by Goloka October 16, 2008

Convenient Christians 

Convenient Christians are in that ever so broad group of God-worshipping hypocrit monkeys, who at any opportunity without fail break a multitude of commandments, whenever it so happens to aid their life.

These are often the ones found preaching to others on YouTube, or over Facebook, and when rivalled are completely ripped to shreds but still fail to concede. This is a sincere act by them, as they are literally so dumbfoundedly blind to any morsel of rational argument, they can't help but argue back.

I take every opportunity to 'preach' my thoughts to these people.

This is not a digg at the 'true' christians, who do not follow conveniently, but truely.

John: Ummm, Jane, why did you get completely drug-fucked and then have unprotected sex with that married man?

Jane: Mrjk I d ho where blo...

John: You're wasted...
Tim: I guess she's one of those convenient christians?

Convenient Christians by Two Guns February 26, 2010