He's such a cheese wanker! Every time we eat cheese, he can't stop talking. I just want to eat the damn cheese. I don't need to hear about how it was made, what the cow was fed and how many times a week the cheesemaker brushed the cheese!
by TheCheeseWanker April 14, 2022
cheese wanker
someone who either masturbates:
1. With the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese
2. While viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining sexual pleasure from the act
someone who either masturbates:
1. With the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese
2. While viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining sexual pleasure from the act
by Addaz M May 17, 2008