Brettanomyces

When one Brett begins a ‘dad joke’ and a second Brett completes the punchline’.

Brett 1: “Dad jokes are like burps and farts.”

Brett 2: “You can’t just conjure them up.” *clicks*

Witness: “I’ve just witnessed a Brettanomyces!”

Brettanomyces by therealhippitydippity August 16, 2018

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A Brentasouresrex

You knock out a girls tooth, then put her tooth in your dick hole, then you cum in her eye and the tooth shoots out your dick into her eyes and makes her blind.

Come here baby, I wanna give you and your mum a Brentasouresrex then I’ll take you to the optometrist.

A Brentasouresrex by Iearrappedyourmum October 25, 2018

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Brentan

A real nigga Forrealz ask my nigga Pharrell, unghh...

Oh that boy Brentan a real nigga Forrealz and my nigga Pharrell, unghh

Brentan by Tuefore Threy January 26, 2017

brentany

Bad ass mother fucker

Woah look there's brentany! She's a bad ass mother fucker

brentany by yousayimmahotnigga February 3, 2015

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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