Brettanomyces

When one Brett begins a ‘dad joke’ and a second Brett completes the punchline’.

Brett 1: “Dad jokes are like burps and farts.”

Brett 2: “You can’t just conjure them up.” *clicks*

Witness: “I’ve just witnessed a Brettanomyces!”

Brettanomyces by therealhippitydippity August 16, 2018

A Brentasouresrex 

You knock out a girls tooth, then put her tooth in your dick hole, then you cum in her eye and the tooth shoots out your dick into her eyes and makes her blind.

Come here baby, I wanna give you and your mum a Brentasouresrex then I’ll take you to the optometrist.

A Brentasouresrex by Iearrappedyourmum October 25, 2018

Brentan 

A real nigga Forrealz ask my nigga Pharrell, unghh...

Oh that boy Brentan a real nigga Forrealz and my nigga Pharrell, unghh

Brentan by Tuefore Threy January 26, 2017

brentany 

Bad ass mother fucker

Woah look there's brentany! She's a bad ass mother fucker

brentany by yousayimmahotnigga February 3, 2015